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Post by comradejohan on Oct 15, 2010 2:15:36 GMT -5
That's not a stomach ache, that was you tearing your stitches from when it was taken out. Enjoy your internal bleeding.
I wish I had an Aston Martin DB9
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Post by dhk63 on Oct 15, 2010 6:53:39 GMT -5
Granted, but it has no wheels, engine, or any of the other things that makes a car run, so its just an empty shell of a car. I wish this smiley was a diamond. -->
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Post by malpercio13 on Oct 15, 2010 8:43:07 GMT -5
Granted but it belongs to a museum and you are arrested for robbery enjoy prison rape and constant shankings.
I wish for true love.
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Post by oidip on Oct 15, 2010 11:22:46 GMT -5
"True love" is the name of a cross dresser japanese prositute
I wish for a double rainbow.
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Post by malpercio13 on Oct 15, 2010 12:55:48 GMT -5
You get it but are unable to enjoy it as instead of rain acid falls from the sky killing everyone who is outside.
I wish was in a more interesting world than this one.
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Post by comradejohan on Oct 15, 2010 15:25:33 GMT -5
You were, but you got banned for griefing.
I wish my new house was bigger
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Post by oidip on Oct 15, 2010 15:28:46 GMT -5
You are currently homeless. Your house gets infitely bigger (0xinfinity=0)
(also my wish wasn't corrupted, I never leave the house so I get to see a double rainbow and watch people get acided on!)
I wish 2+2=fish
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Post by malpercio13 on Oct 15, 2010 15:51:55 GMT -5
It does but due to the change in that simple mathematical problem anything and anything relying on mathematics ceases to work and much of technology is reset to a medieval level. (Also the acid would also cause other problems for you such as your car being damaged or if you are young then your parents car it would also damage your house and home owners insurance does not cover acid rain damages )
I wish the killer squids had a server with a massive player cap, and a lack of any griefing, hacking, lag, glitches, or extremely idiotic mods and admins.
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Post by dhk63 on Oct 15, 2010 20:46:38 GMT -5
Granted, but its a server for another game that is boring as hell.
I wish I had 1 cent more, and I got it by finding it on the ground in my house and I never robbed it or did anything wrong to get it.
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Post by Willy DeWulfe on Oct 15, 2010 22:01:52 GMT -5
Granted, but you get it by getting hit by it as it falls from the empire state building. It kills you.
I wish I could pause or unpause time at will for everyone else. I would remain going in regular time as would everything within a 3 foot radius of me as long as the entire item was covered by the field.
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Post by oidip on Oct 16, 2010 3:27:55 GMT -5
You stop time and slip over and bump your head and fall into a coma.As you wake up you unpause time but the shock of the real timeline is too much for your body which has grown used to alternate time. Your dead body appears in the girls locker room (Obviously where you were going)
I wish I could touch MC Hammers beats
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Post by joetalbot1 on Oct 17, 2010 11:45:57 GMT -5
Granted, but your head explodes. I wish that I had complete and total power over the spatial and temporal fabrics, making me a god.
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Post by oidip on Oct 17, 2010 13:20:31 GMT -5
God isn't real. You cease to exist
Breifcase. Yep thats my wish
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Post by malpercio13 on Oct 17, 2010 14:55:25 GMT -5
( Oidip not everyone is an athiest so please don't force your views on people while they play a game )
Granted but inside the briefcase is a motion sensitive bomb which detonates as soon as you touch it.
I wish I ruled the world with an iron fist as an unkillable, immortal, all powerful, king.
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Post by Rykerboy on Oct 17, 2010 15:52:43 GMT -5
( Oidip not everyone is an athiest so please don't force your views on people while they play a game ) Granted but inside the briefcase is a motion sensitive bomb which detonates as soon as you touch it. I wish I ruled the world with an iron fist as an unkillable, immortal, all powerful, king. The world has no one on it... I wish for no advertisements
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