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Post by genemos on Oct 21, 2010 1:02:14 GMT -5
Granted, the companion cube is back, now drop it in the incinerator if you want to live...human
I wish I would have to do nothing at all that is a "must"... no school, no work. I would still be awesomly smart though.
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Post by oidip on Oct 21, 2010 2:21:50 GMT -5
Because your just smart for no reason you become obnoxious and you die alone.
I wish pokemon was real...
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Post by genemos on Oct 21, 2010 2:36:54 GMT -5
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Post by malpercio13 on Oct 21, 2010 15:28:11 GMT -5
Sorry but I can't grant that it implies you were at some point awsome and that is frankly not true.
I wish completely functional simulated reality would be released with a amazing set of launch titles and no bugs or problems whatsoever and that I am able to actually use it without fear of dieing in the near future.
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Post by dhk63 on Oct 21, 2010 16:14:45 GMT -5
Granted, but you get so addicted to the awesome launch titles, get stuck in the virtual reality and slowly starve to death.
I wish I had a nickel that I found on the ground near me and I didnt steal it or anything and dont get arrested at all. It is also perfectly normal and it works as a perfectly normal nickel that will not cause me any harm at all.
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Post by Geenf11 on Oct 21, 2010 17:15:09 GMT -5
Granted, but you are unable to pick it up. I wish I had an awesome secret moonbase that had a way of supporting life (farms, airmaking things, etc) that I could unleash a zombie apocalypse on you Earth-Dwellers from, only to cause a nuclear apocalypse right after, wiping out any survivors with my awesome moon-laser.
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Post by malpercio13 on Oct 21, 2010 18:45:46 GMT -5
Granted but five years before you get your moonbase the majority of humanity moves to another habitable planet due to damage to the enviorment which has mutated animals and plants turning them into bloodthirsty monsters.
I wish for a world of perfect order and law in whichneither happiness or sadness exist.
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Post by Geenf11 on Oct 21, 2010 23:44:45 GMT -5
Granted, but that world happens to be the afterlife. You die. I wish I had cake. Not poisined, just normal cake.
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Post by genemos on Oct 21, 2010 23:51:03 GMT -5
You have cake, iron cake. Enjoy chomping on that.
I wish it wasn't monday in 3 days
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Post by Willy DeWulfe on Oct 22, 2010 9:25:18 GMT -5
Granted, it is now Monday in 2 days.
I wish my school cafeteria had delicious food that costs the same as the crud they serve us now costs.
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Post by Geenf11 on Oct 22, 2010 10:18:50 GMT -5
Mine serves quality food already. Granted, but it happens to have cancer in it, somehow. I wish I had a rainbow making device.
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Post by genemos on Oct 22, 2010 12:40:14 GMT -5
You recieve a rainbow making device today! You use it and forth comes a rainbow, after 2 minutes 50 norse gods come running over it to invade this world, you are tortured and set on fire and then made into a slave, on the way back to vallhalla you notice your walking over a rainbow, and it looks nice.
I wish that if I point out that someone should be doing something differently, they wouldn't defend themselves and justify it but actually accept critizism.
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Post by Geenf11 on Oct 22, 2010 16:58:20 GMT -5
Granted, but then talking to people eventually becomes boring and uninteresting because no one reacts to you. You become bored, then depressed, then suicidal. The police will find you have drowned yourself in a toilet the next day. I wish I had a completely nonviolent, normal, kitten.
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Post by genemos on Oct 22, 2010 18:05:33 GMT -5
a "normal" kitten... well, you get one of the new breed of kittens, it is a very normal kitten until it looks at the clock when it is 1337. Then it feels the urge to release all pent up energy and you become the target. The result? a bit of meat and a pile of blood, and a sweet little kitten.
I wish my wishs would fulfill so I wouldn't have to wish for anymore wishs in the hope that wishing for wishes will in the end result in a wish becoming fullfilled, that's what I wish I had wished for all previous times aswell.
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Post by Geenf11 on Oct 22, 2010 20:42:11 GMT -5
Granted, but having made this for your past wishes, therefore you never made this wish, and nothing happens. I wish I had an everlasting supply of donuts.
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