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Post by Willy DeWulfe on Nov 5, 2010 10:18:47 GMT -5
I'm going to post an update when I get home.
Haven't heard from you in a while Oidip. Post by Friday or you're out and Vid's in.
Edit: I meant Saturday, but you've posted now so that's all that matters.
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Post by oidip on Nov 5, 2010 13:29:41 GMT -5
Sorry I haven't had my room for a while.
Blueted: Glide back down stairs.
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Post by Willy DeWulfe on Nov 5, 2010 15:12:12 GMT -5
GM Decree-Long Lost Brother
Lance stands MOTIONLESS. Lance ATTEMPTS to BLEND IN with the CARPET.
Blueted RUNS to the STAIRS and GLIDES down.
Lampman ATTEMPTS to BLEND IN with the WALL. Lampman PROVIDES LIGHT. Lampman FAILS to BLEND IN.
Lampman's light shows the room in all its glory. Along with the four Things the Group was watching, there are numerous dolls on the floor. Also a bed and various things you would likely find in a teenage girl's room.
Vee ANNOUNCES his PRESENCE to the other Things.
Lampman LEAPS from his HIDING SPOT. Lampman FALLS on his FACE in front of Vee.
Tripod SHINES his SPOTLIGHT on Vee.
The others turn around to see Vee standing with a bright light coming from behind him and Lampman fallen on his face in front of him. He seems to be a god.
No one believes that though.
James: "Intruders! Alpha Attack Formation! Go!"
Mother Tasket: "No! Look closer. He is one of us. He is one of my children."
She is of course referring to the fact that Sarah used Mother Tasket to stitch together Vee. James sniffs a bit at Vee.
James: "He does...smell like us a little bit. If he is one of us, then he should join.
What about it weird abomination who is somehow my brother? Wanna join with the Winners?"
One of the others, the sewing bag with the pin and some string, looks around.
Push-Pins: "Who these other guys! Don't tell me they're one of us too!?! Let's stab em'!" ******************** Looks like Vee's got an ultimatum. Also, bad stuff is gonna happen if you don't move NOW.
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Post by oidip on Nov 5, 2010 16:19:52 GMT -5
Blueted: Sprint to kitchen. Blueted: Glide jump up to utensil draw. Blueted: Open utensil draw. Blueted: Weild Choppa Blueted: Navigate back upstairs.
I am assuming he cannot glide while wielding choppa?
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Post by Willy DeWulfe on Nov 5, 2010 16:22:40 GMT -5
No he can't glide, but he can slow his fall. Which is pretty useless since he's immune to impact damage, but whatever.
Also, you going to get around to godhood anytime soon?
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Post by oidip on Nov 5, 2010 16:33:33 GMT -5
Sometime soon. My progress with everything has been slowed by Homestuck. From the beginning...
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Post by Willy DeWulfe on Nov 5, 2010 17:04:16 GMT -5
I know it's both awesome an addictive, but...
Well there's not really a but, however, your fans are looking forward to the next godhood update.
I remember my first time through. Took me like a week to get to the current page. That was just after they introduced the last trolls.
Anyway, back on topic. Lance slowly inches out the doorway.
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Post by oidip on Nov 5, 2010 17:22:24 GMT -5
((I am up to the point where they are just introducing the cat troll...
How far are they now... I think I have made a poor choice in how long this will take
Also godhood has had a mad-update))
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Post by TyeZenneth on Nov 5, 2010 23:35:57 GMT -5
"Hmm... I'll bite. Who are you guys, what are you up to, and what is the answer to the universe, life, and everything?" Chortles mews to announce his presence.
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Post by Geenf11 on Nov 6, 2010 13:44:17 GMT -5
Sheesh. Who does't know the meaning of life? It's 42. Lampman: "Whoah, we don't wanna fight you. Just wondering what you're doing. I'm Lampman, by the way. pleasedontkillme.
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Post by comradejohan on Nov 6, 2010 16:26:12 GMT -5
tripod remained in the doorway, keeping his light on the other Things throughout the conversation, though switchnig it off at the end, so the Alpha Squad could see who he was; not that he recognised them "Some of Sarah's Things, hmmm"
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Post by Willy DeWulfe on Nov 6, 2010 17:27:46 GMT -5
GM Decree-Don't Mess With Mother Bear
Blueted TRANSPORTS himself to the KITCHEN. Blueted FINDS and WIELDS Choppah.
Choppah GRUMBLES.
Blueted DRAGS Choppah UPSTAIRS.
Lance INCHES out the DOORWAY.
Vee INQUIRES about the Other Things' MOTIVES.
James: "We are...The X Squad!"
All of them strike a pose. Somehow, you find yourself surprised that they are not wearing spandex tights. They introduce themselves in a highly egotistical and self-serving manner.
James is the bear, the leader, and (according to him) the most handsome.
Push-Pins is the sack-thing, a master of "Highly Painful Stabbing Implements."
Excellcior is the trophy, the brawler, and the best at "bringing the pain".
James: "We watch over the Doe house and protect all it's inhabitants like an angry mother hen. We are the only thing standing between this place and certain doom!"
Excellcior: "Also, the answer to your other question is 42."
Push-Pins grabs Vee and Chortles and they all rush out the door, with Excellcior in the rear.
Push-Pins: "C'mon! We have to go retrieve another Power Stone from the basement and put an end to the Epsilon menace!"
The X Squad IGNORES Lampman.
Tripod SWITCHES OFF his SPOTLIGHT. Tripod BACKS AWAY from the DOOR.
The X Squad BARRELS PAST Tripod.
Mother Tasket: "Now dear...Lampman was it? I have a little chore for you. You see, you must have overheard my boys talking about those Power Stones in the Basement. I can't have you knowing about that. Only MY CHILDREN may have such POWER!"
There's a crazy glint in the place where the basket would likely have an eye. She takes out two huge sewing needles with her strings.
Mother Tasket: "Lampman, be a lamb and DIE."
The door slams shut. Lampman turns around to see what appears to be a small stuffed Hellhound pushing against the door. He's in for a fight. ******************** Tripod and Lance almost certainly realize something is up due to them being right at the door.
Blueted probably has no idea.
Vee and Chortles are none the wiser and are far more focussed on their new "friends" kidnapping them.
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Post by TyeZenneth on Nov 6, 2010 17:31:03 GMT -5
"So, umm... What's the plan?" Vee puts Chortles in his head-pocket, so as to not lose him.
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Post by Geenf11 on Nov 6, 2010 23:30:33 GMT -5
Lampman: Contact the others. "Help meeee! What do you want, ya crazy basket? I didn't ask for a fight. Oh gawd, why did I choose to go on this crazy adventure? A lil' help here? I have an insane basket and a stuffed hellhound trying to kill me. Oh well... Foolish wooden being. You asked for it." Lampman: Fire lazors at Mother Tasket And watch as the sad wood-based life dies a slow, painful, burning death. Then shoot her again.
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Post by oidip on Nov 7, 2010 11:53:14 GMT -5
Blueted: Return upstairs... You smell another bear...
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