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Post by comradejohan on Nov 7, 2010 15:44:10 GMT -5
Tripod steps aside as the X-squad rush past him, he does not recognise any of them, which is most eerie, since he's been in the house such a long time, but then, Sarah had always been tidy with her toys and such, and usually left her door shut. When the door slams suddenly, he looks up at the handle "Damn! Lance! push on the door!" Tripod tries to reach the handle, but without anything to climb, it would be unlikely to reach it
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Post by Willy DeWulfe on Nov 7, 2010 17:31:32 GMT -5
Lance slams himself against the door.
"We're coming Lampman!"
I'll update in about 3-4 hours. Got stuff to do.
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Post by Willy DeWulfe on Nov 7, 2010 20:32:05 GMT -5
GM Decree-Hellhounds and Flames
Vee QUESTIONS The X Squad's MOTIVES once AGAIN.
James: "Down in the Basement is a hidden pile of stones. These stones have taken on a special power. We have no idea why, but we think it has to do with the..."weirdness" of that dirty hole."
Push-Pins: "We grab a few and stock up for a while! Shhh now, or I'll have ta stab ya."
Lampman BURNS Mother Takset. Lampman ROLLS 6 + 8 DENSITY for 14 BURNING DAMAGE.
Mother Tasket's Wooden Basket is VULNERABLE to BURNING DAMAGE!
Just before the basket burns up, the Mad Mother pulls out a sneaky trick.
Mother Tasket ATTACKS Lampman's Lamp Shade.
Lampman's Lampshade is IMMUNE to IMPACT DAMAGE. Lampman's Lampshade is SET on FIRE! Lampman TAKES 7 BURNING DAMAGE to his Lampshade. Lampman's Lampshade BURNS UP!
Mother Tasket's Wooden Basket BURNS UP!
Mother Tasket: "Chuckles! DESTROY HIM! KILL HIM! KILL! KILL!"
The Hellhound starts growling. Obviously, he means business.
Chuckles ATTACKS Lampman's Lens. Chuckles ROLLS 2 + 4 DENSITY - 4 DURABILITY for 2 IMPACT DAMAGE.
Lampman's Lens is DESTROYED. He can't use it to focus his light anymore.
Lance KNOCKS the DOOR into an OPEN POSITION.
Blueted MAKES it UP to the Hall.
The X Squad RUSHES PAST Blueted.
Blueted is greeted by a strange sight. Another bear is running toward him with some sort of abomination grabbing his friend Vee (another abomination). A cross-country trophy is slowly hopping behind them.
There's also some commotion coming from further down the hall. ******************** Posting time. Don't feel like making a witty remark.
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Post by Geenf11 on Nov 7, 2010 20:43:18 GMT -5
Lampman: Charge at Chuckles shouting "Leeeerrroooyyyy JENKINS!!!!" and cutting his head off with his broken glass lens. Then pick up a shard of his lens and put Mother Tasket to death. You took my fire away! Why? Oh, why? (cries into hands)
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Post by oidip on Nov 8, 2010 3:16:45 GMT -5
Blueted: Swivel round and jump at the mystery bear. Blueted: Attempt to slice him in half with a powerful down thrust.
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Post by comradejohan on Nov 8, 2010 5:23:24 GMT -5
Tripod bursts into the room to see anarchy and pandamonium in equal measure, the basket is aflame "Lance, get blueted, have him get a cup of water, incase the fire spreads, you lamp, be careful!" Tripod did not fancy having his house burned down, there'd be no paperwork to sleep on. But there are more important matters for him, he charges the hound thing, attempting to run it through
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Post by TyeZenneth on Nov 8, 2010 7:28:15 GMT -5
"Blue, get outta the way!" "Meow." Vee and Chortles attempt to warn the bear.
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Post by Willy DeWulfe on Nov 8, 2010 17:25:55 GMT -5
GM Decree - Betrayal!
Lampman CHARGES Chuckles with his Broken Lens and a GALANT WARCRY. Lampman's Broken Lens is PRETTY USELESS because it's TINY.
None of the pieces of Lampman's Lens are big enough to cut anything with. He is, however, still smoldering.
Lampman ACCIDENTALLY sets Chuckles on FIRE. Chuckles is VULNERABLE to BURNING DAMAGE. Chuckles DIES! His corpse still burns.
Tripod INSTRUCTS Lance to FIND Blueted and GET HIM to PUT OUT the FIRE. Tripod DASHES into the ROOM.
Oh no, the fire was spreading. It had started with Lampman shooting it at Mother Tasket then it leapt back onto Lampman and then to Chuckles. At least the fire had killed Chuckles, no need to run him through. He was still on fire though...
Tripod STOMPS on Chuckles. Tripod's Metal Foot is IMMUNE to FIRE DAMAGE. Tripod PUTS OUT Chuckles's FIRE.
Lance HOPS down the HALL.
He had to find Blueted! Tripod was right, if those fires spread...
Hey look, there was Blueted! Good thing he was just down the hall.
Lance: "Blueted! There's fire in Sarah's room! Run down to the kitchen and get a glass full of water!"
Blueted IGNORES Lance for now. Blueted SWERVES around to FACE the FLEEING KIDNAPPERS. Blueted LEAPS into the AIR. Blueted BRINGS Choppah down HARD. Blueted ROLLS 3 + 2 DENSITY + 4 Choppah - 2 DURABILITY for 7 SLASHING DAMAGE to James's Cloth Arm (Right). James's Cloth Arm (Right) hangs LIMPLY.
Vee PLEADS with Blueted to STOP and GET OUT of the WAY.
James: "My arm! NOBODY MESSES WITH MY HANDSOMENESS. You three carry on, I have a PERSONAL matter to deal with."
The other Things run down the stairs, leaving Blueted and James to their battle. James looks at the knife in Blueted's hand and smiles a highly disquieting smile.
James: "Ah, I see you brought Choppah up here. How thoughtful, I thought I would have to fetch him myself before diving into the basement. Choppah, would you come over here?"
Choppah LEAPS out of Blueted's Cloth Arms and INTO James's Cloth Arm.
James: "Choppah and I have been friends for quite a long time you know. Much longer than I expect you have. Isn't that right Choppah?"
Choppah: "CHOPPAH CHOP CHOP!" ******************** In case you don't know, the fire burns for a while.
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Post by TyeZenneth on Nov 8, 2010 19:48:52 GMT -5
Vee leaves Chortles behind in the living room, safe and sound to sleep on the couch, like any other toy cat.
You just seem to be killing everyone off.
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Post by Geenf11 on Nov 8, 2010 20:35:06 GMT -5
Lampman: Run like the heroic lamp he is and tackle James with his burningness. Then rip off James' hurt arm, set it on fire, and "cleanse him of his evil"(AKA set his arm on fire and beat him to death with it.) I didn't expect to die this fast. Oh well, new character, here I come!
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Post by oidip on Nov 9, 2010 3:25:40 GMT -5
Blueted: Run past him and glide to kitchen Blueted: "Mark my word James, we will finish this...
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Post by TyeZenneth on Nov 9, 2010 6:48:24 GMT -5
Blueted: Run past him and glide to kitchen Blueted: "Mark my word James, we will finish this... Oidip, find a weapon. I want to see you guys re-enact the Yoda vs. Emperor Palpatine fight scene from Star Wars.
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Post by comradejohan on Nov 9, 2010 15:36:36 GMT -5
uses expletives that should never be used by a thing, human being or even one of the mysterious bests known as 'rappers' as he sees the fire grow, albeit slowly, and shouts "Put your differences aside for now! we have bigger problems!" he turns and rushes into the hallway, he couldnt stomp out the whole fire, it ust wansnt feasible "Action stations! fire!"
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Post by Willy DeWulfe on Nov 9, 2010 17:12:17 GMT -5
GM Decree - The Clock Ticks On
Push-Pins and Excellcior CONTINUE towards the BASEMENT. They are at the foot of the stairs.
Vee TELLS Chortles to WAIT on the COUCH in the DEN.
Blueted DASHES past James, yelling VENGEFULLY. Blueted LEAPS off the STAIRS. Blueted GLIDES to the TOP of the KITCHEN ISLAND.
There's a dirty glass in the sink that already has a mixture of water and last night's backwash in it. There's also a block of wood with some steak knives in it. Blueted may have 4 arms, but he'll basically be crawling up the stairs if he tries to carry everything at once.
Tripod PLEADS with the others to PUT OUT the FIRE.
Lampman TACKLES James.
James DEFLECTS Lampman's ATTACK with Choppah.
Lampman ROLLS 4 + 8 DENSITY - 2 DURABILITY for 10 FIRE DAMAGE.
Choppah's Plastic Handle is SPLINTERED.
James: "You ingrates just can't leave me alone can you...ugh."
James HEARS Tripod's PLEA.
James: "A FIRE! In SARAH'S ROOM! MOMMY COULD BURN UP!"
James DASHES back into SARAH'S ROOM.
Lance FOLLOWS James into SARAH'S ROOM.
Mother Tasket FAILS to OVERCOME her FEAR of FIRE. Mother Tasket REACTS to PUT HERSELF OUT. Mother Tasket GRABS Tripod.
The strings of Mother Tasket reach out and wrap around Tripod. Tripod can just sense her insanity.
Mother Tasket: "PUT ME OUT! PUT ME OUT!"
Mother Tasket SLAMS Tripod AGAINST her SMOLDERING Wooden Basket. Mother Tasket ROLLS 2 + 7 DENSITY - 4 DURABILITY for 5 IMPACT DAMAGE to Tripod's Metal Body (Hollow). Mother Tasket's Wooden Basket is PUT OUT. She is now basically some string and some needles.
Tripod's Metal Body Hollow is DENTED into USELESSNESS. Tripod is still WRAPPED UP in Mother Tasket's String.
You hear Rufus barking outside. ******************** 1 fire remains. Trust me, you don't want that to spread.
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Post by Geenf11 on Nov 9, 2010 18:36:18 GMT -5
Lampman: Still in his heroic battle insanity, Lampman runs at Mother Tasket and burns her to death. "Yaahhhh! Prepare to die, evil one! LEEERRROOOOYYYYY!!!" Once she dies, Lampman gathers up some of the shards of his lens and makes a crude knife/sword/axe.
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